Ten rules for dating my daughter shirt
Do anything inappropriate with, or to my daughter and I’ll use you to fertilize my garden.I’ll have great tomatoes next year, and no one will ever find you”.:) But we lied and told him it was a joke, it wasn’t. He was a perfect gentleman on that date and on prom night. Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management.
Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
Rule Three : I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys your age to wear their trousers so loose that they appear to be falling off.
Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.
Rule Eight : The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. (IF YOU ANSWERED "YES" TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY.
Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. I SUGGEST RUNNING.) ESSAY SECTION: In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?